kujasangela

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:49:30 GMT

so I have this MONDO HUGE toothache. It sucks. I want to sit and play Tales of the Abyss but I know if I did I wouldn't be able to concentrate. It's like THROBBING PAIN. It's like a mini boombox of radiating pain playing a rap tune... in my tooth. Online herbal remedy things are no help. They just say hop up on whiskey or clove oil. Or crush an asprin and put it on the tooth, but that is BAD because it kills the nerves in the tooth!

I swear to god I'm never eating candy again x.x

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:57:15 GMT

kujasangela's Halloween party:

android_meike dressed as a bottle of Femata.
angels_resolve dressed as a Josh's & Co. employee.
bri_chan dressed as Counselor Troi from "Star Trek".
cephiedvariable dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 11 personalities did, though it looked more like Halle Berry - tarred and feathered.
cgdaniel dressed as a submerged ghost.
darkersummons dressed as Ali Landry.
devils_devotion dressed as a alibi.
dewhitton forgot to put on clothes!
ebolagrande dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia.
elendraug dressed as Robert Downey Jr. - tarred and feathered.
fiskblack dressed as Ted Kennedy.
fiztheancient dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Brooke.
flint_djinni dressed as a 1960's hippie child.
hopechan dressed as the love child of Steven Spielberg and Dolly Parton.
kaiousei dressed as a tape dispenser.
kill_me_faster dressed as Helga the wisewoman, although the live snake was a mistake.
kuririna dressed as the Brady Bunch -- all of them.
kyuubinokitsune dressed as a new superhero: Terra- Woman.
lykomancer didn't dress up, spoilsport.
mr_cullen dressed as a badger.
princess_saix dressed as something prickly, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
princessvexen dressed as a reversible burial.
totenkopf6 dressed as a ghost.
vampire_hitomi dressed as a Level 13 wizard.
vienna_la_rouge dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:29:57 GMT

I went to the hospital about my eye. Apparently I have an ulcer on it. They scraped my eyeball and sent the swab to the lab to see if grew anything. I'm supposed to go in and find out if it did or not today but the hospital is being all LOL WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE US 300 SOMETHING DORRARS! Which, ya know, I don't have. So now we're waiting for the hospital manager person to call and then we'll go from there.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:57:30 GMT

Well I'm sure I already mentioned.... somewhere.... way back when, that my eye is fucked ten ways to Sunday again. After hinting and insisting, and then outright asking, it seems that this weekend I'm FINALLY going to the eye emergency room place again for it. Only thing is, it seems that my Aunt Nikki is taking me... .... .... Please God... kill me now. For one thing, I don't believe she'll ever have 'time' to take me, and another, I just.. I don't know. I just don't believe she'll ever do it. Which will leave me to begging mom to take me. Who will then bitch about me not having a job. WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB EITHER BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY FINDING A FUCK BUDDY.

Current symptoms of my eye are:
- Watering. LOTS of watering. Specially at bright lights and during the daytime and being outside
- Redness. Slightly bloodshot but not the whole eye being red like pink eye.
- Styes (sometimes). From dabbing at the wateryness, I get styes.
- Nasal problems. My nose is so sore and tender. When my eye waters, my nose jumps on the wagon and starts running, and as a result my nose is tender and swollen from blowing and my whole upper lip is chapped and cracked.
- Eyelashes. They're falling out like whoa and half the time they fall into my eye, further irritating it.
- Swollen. Like, it looks like I got punched D:
- Coughing and hacking. This is the most recent one and has started in the past 2-3 days. When my nose runs, I get all cough and hackey and cough up nasty stuff.

But despite all this, my dear old mother thinks simple eye drops for redness will cure it! Even though last time the doc said drops could possibly harm my eye. But LOL WHAT DO I KNOW?!

tl;dr, I feel like I'm dying and I wish my eyeball would fall out so I don't have to deal with it anymore. I'm tired of being unable to go outside during the day, tired of being unable to watch tv or play video games. Fuck, I can't even look in a mirror because the reflection bothers my eye (no ugly jokes plzkthx).

Cool story bro.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:25:47 GMT

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

NO FUCKING SURPRISE THERE :D :D :D

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:00:19 GMT

HEY CAPTAIN. I UNLOCKED RENJI IN THE BLEACH GAME.

So I finally used that Xbox Live free 2 day card thing I got in my Fable 2 game. And I adore playing Fable 2 with the Live account <3 everyone gives me things (probably cause I have a vagina) and it's so fun to listen to people talk! Yesterday I was (trying) to talk to someone in Hong Kong!

There's a cricket in the window right near my desk and it's LOUD and annoying D: D: D: and I'm scared it might get inside somehow x.x

I'm supposed to be going to see Ponyo with Jo today but I haven't heard from her. So I don't know if I am.

I think I got my stupid broke ipod working. But I need to reformat it. But when I click reformat, I get this stupid "hurrdurr can't connect to ipod server!" and I don't know how to fix it. And I don't want to have to call Apple but it seems that's my only option.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 09:07:43 GMT

*explodes*

I'm back from my xbawks hueg long vanishing from here! I didn't really go anywhere. Just didn't have much to say. Now it's yet 5:03 am and again, I'm hyper as fuck!

My aids eye is back. But Captain thinks it's just pink eye since it's only mostly gross in the mornings, then clears up better and better the later it gets. Horribly sensitive to light though so going outside like... makes me turn to dust like some kind of vampire. NOT the sparkly kind. *facepalm*

Lately, thanks to Captain again, I've been trying to download full versions of DDR songs. I HAD them on my craptastic e-machine comp but dick-of-the-day Bill got a virus on it and then system restored and such and everything went POOF! and vanished x.x

I'm feeling restless and want to DO something but I can't really do much of anything since I die when I go outside during the day, and ma is going to her BDSM club tomorrow night. CAPTAIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT PRAY TELL!?

And that's kind of it. Nothing much more to tell.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:15:02 GMT

fuck I am so gawddamn hyper and I have no idea why.

So! Here I am after not posting in a dinosaurs age. Nothing really has been going on. Captain lent me Tales of the Abyss which I'm too lazy to plug in my ps2 and play. Instead I've been playing My Sims on wii and playing the first Phoenix Wright game that Captain lent as well.

My ma had tube tying surgery so she can't make babys. THANK GOD. Though now she's all "I CANT DO ANYTHING INCLUDING CLEAN OR ANYTHING." but she can certainly go see her boyfriend and go to get coffee but when I ask to go to the library it's all, oh no we can't go anywhere because it hurts her surgery to go driving. Riiiiight.

Also, Captain and I are going to a midnight show of Haaaaaarry Potter. I was gonna dress up in my Slytherin costume but.. MY BOOBS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE SHIRT D: D: D: it won't button. So looks like I'm outta luck.

SAVE MY FUCKIN LIBRARY FAGGOTS!

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:10:41 GMT

http://www.savefallstonlibrary.com

Apparently, some so-smrt people decided to close this library to trim the budget. UM NO. CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX. This library was renovated about... 2-3 years ago! It's a nice library! It has a little storytime/play area for kids. Tables with sunlights above them. A handfull of computers and printers. Not to mention that this library has a GREAT collection of old books! I love going here and picking out old horse books. Like I'm talking books from the 70s-80s. One of my guilty pleasures is reading old kids horse books. They're usually THE BEST! <3

But when I first moved to this godforsaken place of Maryland, Fallston Library was where I got my library card, would go to for school projects. I don't want this place shut down! I STILL GO THERE DAMNIT!!

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sat, 09 May 2009 11:31:31 GMT

So... a big fat wad of nothing has been happening. Like... fer serious.

Uhm... let's see. I bought a new in the box WoW figure at Goodwill for 3 bucks. It was the human priestess. I've started collecting the Breyer Stablemates figures. Fuck yeah ponys! I added Optimus to my collection of the Transformers Activators toys. Now I have Starscream, Optimus, Bumblebee, and Ratchet. WHEN WILL THEY MAKE PROWL?! >:[

and... today is a shopping day too.

and also, my mom went to a bdsm club last night. TRU FAKTZ.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:01:25 GMT

ok so I had these two totally awesome dreams last night!

The first one, I dreamed we had converted our back garage storage shed thing to make it a room. The walls were painted blue and there was beige carpet and the window had white curtains. But there were beds inside all pushed against the walls. The reason why these beds were there... were because they were beds for the Transformers! Bumblebee was outside being obnoxious as usual and I was inside with Megatron and a few other bots who I don't remember. I do remember being scared shitless because I am so scared of Megatron I could piss myself! But thankfully Megatron was laying on a bed with a blanket over him facing the wall. The only thing that really happened in my dream was that I was like... playing waitress for the bots. I was bringing them little cans of oil for them to drink. I had to give Megatron some and I was scared D: then I woke up.

So my next dream was even more awesome!

I dreamed Mary and I were playing a Zelda MMO. But we weren't just playing it, we were in it! Like dot hack sign. So Mary was this totally hot Link looking guy. Green tunic, green hat, blonde-ish hair hanging down a bit in front, tan pants, brown boots, had a sword to fight with. I had black hair in pigtails and the pigtails were slightly curly, and I had thick bangs that were curly as well but pinned to the sides with barrettes. I had big kind of pinky-red eyes, pale skin, was wearing a short white tunic-like top with silver thread designed into things on it, purple leggings underneath and white boots. We started out with a bunch of people inside Hyrule Castle gates and then when it was the right time, they opened the gates and we all streamed out. ManMary and I wandered along away from the group and found a small patch of trees that had mushrooms growing at the bases. Inside of a rotten tree stump, I found some loot of a handfull of hair barrettes. There was blue ribbons with a white hello kitty like face in the middle and another of orange ribbons with a little fox face in the middle. ManMary kept the blue ones and I kept the orange ones. Then we went to an old lady NPC and got our fortune told for 10 gold. By now the sun was setting and I decided to try for the next town to get to an inn. But we were sidetracked as we were walking across a field because I spotted... a man on a pony! I took off running for his ranch were you earned a pony, ManMary running behind. We got to the farm and I leaped onto a palomino colored horse and began trying to navigate the jumping course. Once you jumped all the jumps in the correct way, then you earned the horse. So I kept jumping, checking my progress, jumping some more. Though I should note the jumps were brown couches. :/ I was halfway to earning my pony when I woke up D: D: D:

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:55:33 GMT

my mom might have breast cancer

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:19:09 GMT

I totally got Harvest Moon for my wii and Fable 2 and pokeymanz platinum <3 It's beautiful. I got a BIDOOF!

OH CAPTAIN!

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:14:10 GMT

Stalking is illegal. kujasangela confronts kill_me_faster.

kill_me_faster is stalking kujasangela
kill_me_faster's REAL name :	Jenifer Cooper
kill_me_faster's REAL DOB :	18th November 1989
Height :157 cm	Weight : 83.8 kg
kill_me_faster has dreamt about you :	20 times
kill_me_faster became interested in you :	27th August 2006
kill_me_faster's latest dream about you
kill_me_faster dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how kill_me_faster describes your relationship behind your back
'I think it likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps it's just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!'
kill_me_faster's been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They've even started modifying their body for you
kill_me_faster has kujasangela tattooed right across their chest.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I'd do anything for you. I'd give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD's.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	12 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is kujasangela, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of kill_me_faster is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
kill_me_faster's Police File
kill_me_faster would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.

Testimonies about kill_me_faster

cephiedvariable - A deformed enuch

'kill_me_faster was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I'm really shocked..'

vampire_hitomi - Suicidal wreck

'Boring. I know kujasangela and kill_me_faster really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!'

mr_cullen - Snorts Lucozade tablets

'I'm sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of kill_me_faster right beside the definition.'

FUCK YES

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:32:49 GMT

If LiveJournal were an anime...
LiveJournal Username
Do you watch anime?
Do you speak Japanese?
Do you read Japanese?
What if LiveJournal were an anime?
Pick a Beach Boys song.

The performer of the opening theme	darkersummons
The magical girl	cgdaniel
The talking animal	princess_saix
The lecherous old man	fiztheancient
The teenager who uses ancient magic to win games	devils_devotion
The fifteen-year-old Japanese girl with blond hair and a D cup	flint_djinni
Number of seasons it would last	13,652


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saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:41:05 GMT

updating after what seems like TOO LONG. LOLOLOLOL!

I haven't been doing much of anything lately. Just watching a lot of movies. I watched, of all things, Barbie in the Christmas Carol movie and Barbie and the Island Princess. I also watched a bit of Borat with cock!mary today, and we watched Stepbrothers which was lots of lolololz.

I've also started hunkering down and playing Animal Crossing on my wii a lot. I finally got my first house payment done and working on the second. My town is turning into a giant dirt pit which makes me sad but... meh.

Also, Pokemon Ranch is pissing me off to no end. It keeps giving me the same pokemon over and over and over and over. I have like.... 4 ninetails, 3 chatots, 3 metangs, and a few others of the same. I JUST WANT A LUCARIO AND A MEWTWO. THAT'S ALL. PLZKTHX.

P.S.: Captain McJesus, where the fuck are you? Have you died or something!?

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:11:07 GMT

hurf durf

Cock Mary brought over her dvds and let me borrow them and I've watched all 4 seasons of the office. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol!

Now I'm watching the second season of Rozen Maiden with engrish subtitles. It's pretty awesome.

mum and stepdad have been arguing up a storm. Like... total nonstop. Sucks balls being woke up at 5:30 am to screaming.

and nothing else has been going on.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:40:56 GMT

I got new glasses today. They're a bit chunky and black but the corners of the eyes on them are striped with white and the insides of them are white. It's not a big difference from my old glasses but I can tell enough that it gives me a GIANT ASS headache. D:

Also, I've been fagging up the Gaia MMO thing. The only thing that sucks is that the account I play on is not my main account. So a BUNCH of times I'll be playing and it's like... I can't make my lady all pretty with my expensive items because they're ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT! BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

I downloaded the Axenstar discography. I <3 them.

I've been itching to Sonic rp lately but I have yet to find anyone other than friend Brandon and friend Korey who do. Shit is SO not cash. D: I've also started having a secret obsession with Scourge the Hedgehog! UNCLEAN! I AM UNCLEAN! D: D: D:

Oooooh! Then off freecycle, Ma got me a Star Trek The Next Generation snowglobe. It has a half dome around the back of it to look like space, and it lights up with faint multicolor lights and the inside has glitter and it's got a little Enterprise inside and when you turn it on, it lights up and plays the theme song. <3 it

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:10:55 GMT

Oh god why is it so buttcold? D:

No other news to really report. Other than OH GOD IT'S SO COLD.

OH CHRIST AN UPDATE! ....WAT?

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:28:06 GMT

So an update.

Cock Mary is visiting from California and most nights she comes over and parties hard. When she's not playing WoW.

I've been busy marathoning animu. I watched The Wallflower. Cute but it would have been better if they didn't end it as if there's going to be another season. Now I'm watching Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori. I also just finished downloading the OP and ED singles and the two volume soundtracks for it. VERY good music there.

Christmas Inventory:

Wii named Wiible

Animal Crossing with Wii Speak

Singstar Abba for ps2 (no microphones :/ still gotta buy em)

Barbie Eye for Fashion PC game (Boring, gave it to my little sister)

Boogie with microphone for PS2 (STUPID, traded it in at gamestop)

Wii Play (without the wiimote :/ )

A box of Lindor Truffles (I CAME!)

Belle doll from the Disney Store (Came with like 4 outfits from the movies)

4 wallscrolls (Angel Sanctuary of Rosiel with Setsuna's head, Castlevania Symphony of the Night of Alucard with candles around him, another Castlevania but I don't remember the one he was in :/ it's the one that was on the ps2, and a Shadow the Hedgehog one of Shadow standing and kind of looking pissed off and looking over his shoulder while holding a gun <3 )

Petshop of Horrors Tokyo volumes 1 & 2

Sonic Chronicals stylus for DS

A couple of shirts

A fuzzy pony with Bella Sara cards

Hedgehog and Albino Horse webkinz (OMG HEDGEHOG ;.; SO CUTE! )

and that's kind of it. Those are all mums, marys, and jos presents combined. I got other odds and ends from ma but nothing that stands out that I can remember. Also, I went and traded in a bunch of old games at gamestop and got the Sonic Chronicals game, the Imagine Ballet game (which is too cute!), the new Castlevania for DS (which is okay, I don't like killing ghosts that are PONY HEADS), and the Imagine figure skating game (STUPID! sold it to my ma for 30 dollars), Sega Superstars Tennis (CUUUUUTE) and I made the mistake of getting Obscure for wii. I would rather insert a cactus into my vagina than play that game.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:45:18 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I helped elendraug across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I gave lykomancer a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I gave xxemopandaxx a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I gave cephiedvariable a kidney (1000 points). In February I pulled devils_devotion's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (986 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
KujasAngela

FUCK YES I WANT A PONY! I TOTALLY DIDN'T EDIT IT EITHER TO MAKE IT SAY THAT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT MY VOLCANO TACO

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:04:36 GMT

Beautiful story here to share.

Ma and I went to Taco Bell for dinner. I wanted plain ole Mcdonalds but no, Ma wanted Taco Bell and as she had the money and the car, that's where we went.

Upon placing our order (we both got the big bell box thing), we asked if we could switch out the volcano taco with a regular one. After a bunch of noisy static and all, we're told that she can't do that. Fine, ok. So we're told to pull to the window.

At the window, the somewhat hawaiin looking girl is looking in the back and shouting "..you guys! I can't believe you guys are bull shitting me like this! You guys are a bunch of fuckers! *laugh*" then she turns to us and says "One moment" and goes and makes our drinks. Well by then I was just like let's get the hell outta dodge cause this place is not right if they've got people like that working there. But no, ma wants her blasted Taco Bell.

So after paying and getting the food, my ma asks her why we can't change the volcano taco for a regular one. The girl responds "Because you just can't". Wrong thing to say to my ma. Ma asks to talk to a manager. The girl says "Oh, well, she's in the bathroom." And ma says that she'll wait then. The girl leaves the window (keeping it open) and goes to one of the cooks (we can see from the car) and the cook comes over and claims to be the manager. Ma goes "I know you're not the manager, I just saw you come over from the fryer." The cook, who is this xbox hueg black lady, then claims she's in charge and that the manager had left for the day and that the manager put the cook lady in charge.

Well ma was PISSED now. Ma told them that she was gonna sit in the drive through until the manager came to the window. Now while Ma was telling this to the cook, the hawaiin shit was in the background talking to this black guy who was a cook as well and she was laughing and just saying "Oh my god!" over and over with a dash of "I can't believe this!" thrown in. The black guy then says to someone (I'm not sure who) "Just tell her that the manager will be back in 25 minutes and that she went on break."

Pissed off ma did NOT like this. AT ALL. So, she got on her cell phone and called the number where you tell them if like, your receipt or something is wrong. So ma called and gave the woman the store number, said what was going on, blah blah blah. By this time the xbox hueg woman closed the window and just walked away. After sitting there at the window a grand total of about 20 minutes, we left and continued to talk to the nice lady in corporate. Now, that Taco Bell will be going under a strict observation period complete with secret buyers and such, and if they get any more complaints (because this wasn't the first complaint of its kind at that location) the whole staff will be phased out and new people hired. Oh, and we get free Taco Bell for like... a month I think. We'll have to look at the coupons and papers when we get them in the mail.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:13:28 GMT

Ma has been spoiling me beyond belief and I'm loving every minute of it :3

In the past week, I've gotten the following:

Wiible the Wii
Animal Crossing with Wii Speak
Wii Play
Game Party for the Wii
The Little Mermaid for the DS
Princess Debut for the DS
A spiffy new pink and black carrying case for my DS with game holders and such inside
Sonic Chronicals skin for the DS
Mario Kart stylus for my DS
A black haired barbie that's one of the muses from the Barbie and the Diamond Castle movie
A barbie pony <3

I'm feeling the love :3

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:01:46 GMT

my wii's name is Wiible.

saiyajin_angela@hotmail.com — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:21:31 GMT

So.. for lack of something to talk about:

1) Post 10 random tracks from your music player of choice
2) Comment on songs if you wish
3) ?????
4) PROFIT!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

1) With Legs Like That (Maria's Theme) - WWE Anthology Music Download

2) Final Zone - Sonic the Hedgehog Happy Hardcore

3) If Only (King Triton Reprise) - The Little Mermaid On Broadway

4) Fog-enshrouded Nightscape - Castlevania Lament of Innocence

5) End of All Hope - Nightwish

6) Bloody Tears (Hard Rock Version)(Saturn Version) - Castlevania Symphony of the Night Unreleased Tracks

7) Feel Like A Queen - Initial D Best Song Collection

8) Battle Metal - Turisas

9) The Battle - Beauty and the Beast on Broadway

10) Awaken - Dethklok